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Feldpostfernschreiben

09 Oct 2012, 22:26

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

09 Oct 2012, 23:51

kreativ, kreativ! :)

einer unserer Rekrutierer oder Rekrutiererinnen meldet sich sicher die Tage bei Dir.
Gruß
Scarfaxe

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

09 Oct 2012, 23:55

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

10 Oct 2012, 07:45

Okay, das ist mal eine kreative Bewerbung :)

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

10 Oct 2012, 09:07

sehr originell *thumbsup*

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

10 Oct 2012, 11:47

In einer angemieteten Premium-Garage in Sauerland erreicht die Antwort per Fernschreiben den Panzerkommandanten, aus irgendeinem Grund scheinen die vorher mit der Instandhaltung der fahrbaren Metallungetüme beschäftigen Panzerbesatzungen etwas zu ahnen, vielleicht liegt es am 6. Sinn? Denn nach und nach werden die angefangenen Arbeiten unterbrochen und eine Besatzung nach der anderen versammelt sich vor der verschlossenen Bürotür.

In der nun herschenden Unruhe kann Sätze heraus hören wie, "Ich glaub der Herr Kommandant möchte sich einer Kämpfendentruppe anschließen" oder "dann ergibt das ganze mit den neuen Funkgeräten auch Sinn, mit siche selber reden macht er ja schon".
Er solle "bloß ehrlich sein" ist zu höhren, dass er jeden neuen Panzer zunächst mehrmals in ein rauchendes Wrack verwandelt bevor, nach harter Forschungsarbeit und ungezählten Silberlingen, Mensch und Maschine ein erfolgreicheres Team bilden.
Ob es aber wirklich so gut ankommen, wenn der Chef auf seine Grundausbildung bei CC2 und M1 Abrahams hinweise, schließlich habe er bei OFP ja auch irgendwann keine Lust mehr auf Panzer gehabt, kann ebenfalls aufgeschnappt werden.
Er sei damals vor zehn Jahren ja auch gerade erst alt genug gewesen um ungestraft Schnaps im Geschäft zukaufen wird erwidert.

Plötzlich öffnet sich die Bürotür und McBenzer tritt hervor.
"Männers, es geht nach Berlin! Zwar nicht jetzt sofort aber es geht dort hin. Ich möchte irgendwann einmal dem Parkboy des Hotel Adlon eine Maus vor die Tür stellen ihm den Schlüssel zuwerfen und sagen: Pass beim Einparken auf, dass keine Beulen dran kommen."
Erstaunen macht sich bei den versammelten Besatzungen breit, die anschließende allgemein Diskussion in der PzKdt McBenzer plötzlich nur noch Fußball versteht wird mit einem bestimmten "Ruhe!" beendet.
"Wenn wir schon mal da sind, können wir uns auch das Pokalendspiel ansehen!"
Jubel brandet auf.
"Ich habe mich entschlossen eine Bewerbung an die Berlin Tanks zuschicken. Bewusst bin ich mir auch, dass ich nicht 24 Stunden am Tag Zeit habe, da ich noch andere Hobbies habe und ab und zu auch mal keine Panzer sehen möchte, aber ich denke wir alle unser Ziel schneller erreichen werden, wenn wir im Team voran schreiten und nicht einzeln herum krabbeln. Ihr fragt euch mit Sicherheit warum gerade Berlin, nun in Berlin gibts es einen Medebacher Weg, da ist doch schon einmal eine hervorragende Verbindung. Außerdem dem sind unter euch zwei Männer von Preußen, also zumindest heißen die so und das ist ja quasi bei Berlin ums Eck."
Großes erstaunen macht sich Rund breit, wärend der Kommandant langsam wieder in Büro zurück geht dreht er sich noch einmal um.
"Wieso verdammt noch mal ist hier eigentlich keine Sau am Arbeiten?"

Zwischen zwei Mannschaften ist nur noch zuhören, "hoffentlich fragt ihn keiner wegen seinem Name".

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

10 Oct 2012, 12:36

Saugute Bewerbung und sehr cool geschrieben! :P

Rekrutierungsbim... fachangestellte, los, an die Arbeit!

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

10 Oct 2012, 16:55

Haha, sehr coole Bewerbung!
Bist auf meiner Freundesliste und werde dich die nächsten Tage mal anschreiben, wenn TheAlKey sich dich nicht vorher schnappt. ;)

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

11 Oct 2012, 08:26

Sehr genial geschrieben. Da liest man doch gerne Bewerbungen. Warum schafft es im RL keiner, mal eine so kreative Bewerbung abzugeben? ;)

Re: Feldpostfernschreiben

11 Oct 2012, 22:44

Kommt wohl drauf an als was man sich wo bewirbt. ;)
Bei ner Kommunikations- oder Werbeagentur kommt sowas wohl besser an als bei der Privatbank der alten Schule. :D
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